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🍋 Dimon's Epic Rant on Remote Work

🍋 Dimon's Epic Rant on Remote Work

Plus: Trump's reciprocal tariffs, Morgan Stanley offloads its $4.7B X debt, and JPM's rising investment banking fees.

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🍋 BlackRock Wall Street’s ATM?

🍋 BlackRock Wall Street’s ATM?

Plus: JPMorgan announces layoffs, Elon uncovers limestone mine, Dalio's debt warning and McKinsey ignoring federal DEI orders.

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🍋 Lessons From a Lousy Bonus Season

🍋 Lessons From a Lousy Bonus Season

Plus: Retail investors are piling into Nvidia again, Google scrapped DEI hiring, and bankers offload Elon’s debt for 97 cents on the dollar.

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🍋 Private Equity Wants Your 401(k)

🍋 Private Equity Wants Your 401(k)

Plus: JPMorgan announces full time RTO, Anthropic raising funding at $60B valuation, Trump wants Canada, Greenland, Panama Canal, and to rename the Gulf of Mexico.

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🍋 Banks at the Mercy of PE Firms

🍋 Banks at the Mercy of PE Firms

Plus: Private credit is minting money for Wall Street, hedge funds are betting on a bank bull run in 2025, and the dollar is having its best year in a decade.

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🍋 Apollo Succession Drama

🍋 Apollo Succession Drama

Plus: Brace yourselves, rate cuts are coming today. Nissan and Honda are in merger talks, Databricks raised $10 billion in VC funding, and how much Elon is making from DOGE.

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🍋 PE Makes First NFL Investment

🍋 PE Makes First NFL Investment

Plus: Nasdaq hit 20,000, Luigi Mangione support fundraisers were yanked, Macy's gave update on employee who hid $151M, and Zuck gave $1 million to Trump.

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🍋 Private Equity 🤝 Walgreens

🍋 Private Equity 🤝 Walgreens

Plus: Insurance stocks get rekt after the UNH saga. "These parasites had it coming," wrote the killer. Trump vowed rewards for $1B+ US investments, and Spotify's ascent to $100B.

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🍋 Macy's Worker Hid $154 Million

🍋 Macy's Worker Hid $154 Million

Plus: Trump pledged more tariffs on China, Mexico, and Canada. DB raised its S&P 500 target to 7,000, and Citi is offering special bonuses to keep employees from leaving.

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🍋 Blackstone’s $8B Jersey Mike’s Deal

🍋 Blackstone’s $8B Jersey Mike’s Deal

Plus: Trump is buying a crypto exchange, Spirit Airlines filed for bankruptcy, and HSBC managers are now required to reinterview for their positions.

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🍋 Carry's Coming Back

🍋 Carry's Coming Back

Plus: Wall Street analysts scale back earnings forecasts as some investors bet on a market melt-up, Powell in no hurry to cut rates, Palantir will join Nasdaq, McDonalds E. coli damage control.

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🍋 Private Equity’s $85B Spree

🍋 Private Equity’s $85B Spree

Fed cut rates 25bps, Powell won’t resign if Trump asks, the billionaires are getting richer, and climate stocks tumble.

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