🍋 PE Recruiting Gone Wild

How private equity recruiting got even more out of whack, plus why Wall Street lawyers are making more than bankers, and a new stretch of the High Line in NYC.

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"The big money is not in the buying and the selling, but in the waiting." — Charlie Munger

Good Morning! For the first time in decades, Wall Street lawyers make more than investment bankers. Top law partners are raking in $2-5 million a year (some are even making upwards of $15 million) whereas the average investment banking managing director makes $1-2 million.

But not all lawyers are doing too hot. A New York judge just sanctioned a group of lawyers who got caught using ChatGPT when they cited fake cases. Microsoft says it could abandon the Activision deal over the regulatory holdup. And the last section of the High Line, stretching from Penn Station to Chelsea, just opened yesterday, making NYC even more walkable.

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PE Recruiting Gone Wild

Private equity recruiting has always been wild, but have we finally reached a breaking point?

The race to fill associate classes with freshly-graduated investment banking analysts is intense, but firms used to wait around a year before interviewing candidates. These interviews are known to be intense, and having a year of banking under their belt allowed analysts to discuss deal experience and the intricacies of the industry.

But on-cycle recruiting for private equity kept creeping up further and further on the calendar every year. Last year? Some firms started hitting up analysts less than a month after they started.

It looks like investment banking analysts have started to think a bit more about what they want two years down the down the road, than being peer pressured into interviewing for PE jobs in their first month on the job.

As a result? Some analysts sat out and this left prominent firms with unfilled positions. Private equity firms even had to resort to a second round of recruiting this year to fill out their 2024 associate classes.

Takeaway: Everyone thought private equity recruiting would keep getting pushed earlier and earlier, but recruiting candidates only a few months out of college was starting to get ridiculous. There’s no doubt private equity recruiting will continue to be cutthroat, but hopefully the timeline has come back down to earth.

CAPITAL PULSE

Markets Rundown

Stocks closed higher as Powell wrapped up testimony.

Movers & Shakers

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Private Dealmaking

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  • Fortress Investment Group bought Vice Media for $225 million 

  • Robinhood bought X1, a credit card startup, for $95 million

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HEADLINES

Top Reads

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  • Bumble is testing a separate BFF app for finding friends (TC)

  • The auction for Bed Bath & Beyond’s IP and digital assets (Axios)

  • California no longer America’s most expensive state for gas (YF)

  • Three former Credit Suisse CEOs sued for excessive risk taking (Reuters)

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DAILY VISUAL

Americans are Giving to Charity at Lowest Level in Nearly 3 Decades

Charitable giving as a % of personal disposable income

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DAILY ACUMEN

Ringelmann Effect

In 1913, a guy named Max Ringelmann noticed something strange about humans. Ringelmann, a French agricultural engineer, took a rope and asked individual people to pull on it.

Then he asked those same people to pull on the rope with a group. He observed that when people pulled with a group, they put in less effort than when pulling on their own.

We call it “the Ringelmann effect,” or social loafing. It describes the tendency for individual productivity to decrease as group size increases.

And it doesn’t just happen in tug-of-war games: It’s present in companies like Amazon and Facebook more than a century after Ringelmann’s discovery.

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