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🍋 No Chicken For Chipotle Employees

Chipotle banned its staff from ordering Chicken, plus a worse-than-expected GDP report.

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“Most people are not willing to sacrifice taste or pay a lot more when it comes to eating better. That's why the Chipotle model is so important.” — Steve Ells

Good Morning and Happy Friday! Australia's' BHP Group bid $39 billion for London-based mining giant Anglo American. Google's parent company Alphabet issued its first-ever dividend and announced a $70 billion stock buyback program, stock jumped 12% after-hours. Jefferies CEO cashed in more than $65 million of his bank’s stock to buy a yacht. And Airbus wants to produce more A350s to take advantage of rival Boeing’s trouble. Plus GDP slowed to 1.4% last quarter, and Goldman’s bolstering its private equity banking team. 

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No Chicken For Chipotle Employees

It’s been a wild few weeks at Chipotle. The company is defying the slowdown in the restaurant industry, posting impressive growth numbers.

And it seems like the al pastor chicken is so popular that the company’s Chief Restaurant Officer asked Chipotle employees not to order any chicken. Staff are allowed to order free or discounted meals, but employees were asked to save the chicken for customers.

Newport Beach, California-based Chipotle has more than 114,000 workers in the U.S. and Canada.

And maybe the most disgruntled employees? The rules applied to Chipotle’s white-collar office employees as well - they got free Monday lunch and weren’t allowed to order chicken…

The news enraged Chipotle’s staff, and as soon as the news broke yesterday, the chain immediately walked back its request. They said that the no-chicken policy was an ask, not a mandate, and now staff are free to order as much chicken as they’d like. 

Chipotle says they aren’t experiencing any chicken outages in stores and just wanted to maintain supply for customers because of the strong sales.

Takeaway: Chipotle marketing team definitely deserves a reserve after branding the chicken al pastor as a limited edition meal. The menu item makes up nearly 20% of Chipotle’s sales. And while last quarter the restaurant industry experienced a slowdown, Chipotle saw a 7% year-over-year increase in comparable restaurant sales.

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Top Reads

  • $39B mining mega-merger is all about the energy transition (Axios)

  • Alphabet issues first-ever dividend, $70B stock buyback (CNBC)

  • Jefferies CEO cashes in more than $65M stock to buy a yacht (Fox)

  • Airbus lifts A350 rate, highlighting edge over Boeing (CNBC)

  • The good and bad inside a worse-than-expected GDP report (Axios)

  • GDP slowed to 1.4% in Q1 2024 (CNBC)

  • Goldman bolsters private equity banking team (Axios)

  • Red Lobster seeks a buyer as it looks to avoid bankruptcy filing (CNBC)

  • Goldman talks with private credit for Beyond Meat (YF)

  • Has Wall Street peaked too early this year? (Reuters)

  • Meta loses $200B in value as Zuckerberg focuses on all the ways the company bleeds cash (CNBC)

  • McKinsey is under criminal investigation for its opioid work (Reuters)

CAPITAL PULSE

Markets Rundown

Stocks closed lower as inflation, growth worries resurface.

Movers & Shakers

  • (+) Deutsche Bank ($DG) +9% after an investment banking revenue uptick.

  • (+) Chipotle ($CMG) +6% after the fast-casual chain surpassed Wall Street earnings.

  • (–) Meta ($META) -11% after announcing lighter-than-expected guidance.

Private Dealmaking

  • IBM will buy HashiCorp for $6.4 billion

  • GTCR bought AssetMark, a wealth management technology platform, for $2.7 billion

  • Blackstone will buy Tropical Smoothie Cafe for around $2 billion

  • Augment, an AI coding assistance startup, raised $252 million

  • Labcorp bought the assets of Invitae for $239 million

  • QI Tech, a banking-as-a-service company, raised $210 million

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