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Plus: Jamie Dimon called Elon the âEinsteinâ of our time and said they âhugged it out.' The family office jobs paying 200k/year, and the airline accepting Venmo for flights.

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âHedge funds are a compensation scheme masquerading as an asset class.â â Victor Fleischer
Good Morning! Jamie Dimon spoke at Davos yesterday, calling the stock market inflated but finding a bright side to tariffs. He also noted heâs patched things up with Elon Musk, calling him the "Einstein of our time."
Musk, meanwhile, cast doubt on the Trump-backed Stargate project and sparred with Sam Altman on X: âThey donât actually have the money⌠SoftBank has well under $10B secured.â Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella replied, "All I know is, I'm good for my $80 billion."
Anti-DEI activists are targeting Goldman Sachs and JPMorgan over alleged shareholder risks. Meta has invested in Databricks, while Google is adding $1 billion to Anthropic.
Plus, family offices are paying executive assistants up to $190k/year, JetBlue will accept Venmo for flights, and 9 reasons youâre actually unhappy at work.
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SQUEEZ OF THE DAY
Hedge Funds Taking Half of Investment Gains

Only 15% of hedge funds have outperformed the S&P 500 over the past decade. But underperformance isnât their only issueâhedge funds are also taking a staggering slice of their investors' profits.
A new report by LCH Investments reveals that hedge fund investors have surrendered 49% of their gross gains in fees over the past two decades, up from about 30% in earlier decades. The average fund outside the top 20 managers keeps 55.7% of gross gains, while since 1969, the industry overall has generated $3.7 trillion in total profits and charged investors $1.8 trillion in fees.
The standout performers, however, tell a different story. The top 20 funds, including Citadel, D.E. Shaw, and Millennium Management, collectively managed 20% of the industryâs assets but accounted for 32% of net gains in 2024.
These elite funds achieved asset-weighted returns of 13.1%, outperforming the broader industry average of 8.3%. Thanks to their higher performance, these funds charged lower fees relative to their returns, keeping just 34.3% of gross gains compared to the industryâs average of 55.7%.
Hedge funds are often associated with the traditional âtwo and 20â fee modelâ2% in annual management fees and 20% of performance gains. But this model has evolved, with many funds now incorporating âpass-through expenses.â
These expenses, which often range from 3-10% of assets annually, shift additional costsâlike office rents, tech upgrades, and bonusesâonto investors, on top of performance fees that can reach 20-30% of profits.
The report also highlights how fee structures have evolved as the industry matured. In the 1960s and 1970s, management fees consumed less than 10% of gross gains. Today, management fees alone eat up nearly 30%, exacerbating investor frustration as returns diminish. Efforts to cut fees across the board have largely failed, with average costs creeping higher as performance has cooled.
Takeaway: The goal of hedge funds isnât necessarily to outperform the market but to provide returns uncorrelated to market trends. Yet, with fees consuming 50% of gross gains, many investors are questioning if hedge funds are worth the cost. For those seeking meaningful returns, the top 20 managers seem to be the only reliable bet in an industry where fees continue to rise as returns cool.
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Jamie Dimon says the U.S. stock market is âkind of inflatedâ (CNBC)
Dimon argues tariffs are good for U.S. security (YF)
Jamie Dimon calls Elon Musk the âEinsteinâ of our timeâsaid they reconciled and âhugged it outâ (AOL)
Private equity mega-exits become more valuable amid slow investor payouts (YF)
Musk undercuts Trump on Stargate AI investment announcement (CNBC)
Saudi prince eyes $600B investment in US over next 4 years (Fox)
Anti-DEI activists target Goldman Sachs and JPMorgan (WSJ)
Meta backs Databricks as data analytics startup inches toward IPO (CNBC)
Family offices are paying assistants up to $190k/year (CNBC)
Inside JPMorgan, employee backlash over 5-day RTO mandate gains steam (YF)
Banks play matchmakers in private credit shift (BB)
Kalshi preparing to launch sports betting-like event contracts (Covers)
ByteDance director says TikTok deal will get done (Axios)
MrBeast not quite in the bidding race for TikTok just yet (AP)
Goldman picks leaders to run Wall Street engines in revamp (YF)
JetBlue accepting Venmo for flights (Fox)
More than 7% of crypto users traded Trump's token (Axios)
CAPITAL PULSE
Markets Rundown

Stocks Close Higher on Strength in Mega-Cap Tech
U.S. equity markets climbed on Wednesday, driven by gains in tech shares. The S&P 500 rose 0.6%, while the Nasdaq gained 1.3%.
The rally was fueled by President Donald Trumpâs announcement of a joint venture between Oracle, ChatGPT, and SoftBank, pledging up to $500 billion in AI infrastructure investment over the next four years.
Oracle shares jumped 7%, leading technology to be the top-performing sector. Meanwhile, Netflix reported record Q4 earnings and subscriber growth, sending its stock up nearly 10%.
Overseas, Asian markets were mixed, with Japanâs Nikkei rising 1.5%, while Chinaâs markets dipped after Trumpâs tariff comments. Bond yields edged higher, with the 10-year Treasury yield reaching 4.6%.
Corporate Earnings in the Spotlight
Earnings season continues to impress, with 12% of S&P 500 companies reporting so far. Profits are on track to grow by 12% year-over-year for Q4, supporting an annual growth rate of 9% for 2024.
Among reporting companies, 76% have beaten estimates, with an average upside surprise of nearly 8%.
Looking ahead, 2025 earnings are projected to grow by 15%, underpinned by a supportive economic backdrop. Given elevated valuations, robust earnings growth will be essential to sustaining the current bull market.
Broad Leadership in Early 2025
While itâs early, market leadership in 2025 has been broad-based. Cyclical sectors, including energy, industrials, and materials, have outperformed, while technology has slightly lagged.
This has also translated into value stocks leading gains, up 4.5% year-to-date, compared to a 2% rise for growth stocks.
Over the past two years, value stocks have underperformed due to weaker profit growth, but both styles are expected to see profits grow over 12% in 2025.
This balanced outlook strengthens the case for portfolio diversification, with opportunities in both growth- and value-style stocks.
Movers & Shakers
(+) Netflix ($NFLX) +10% after raising monthly fees because of a record jump in new subscribers.
(+) Oracle ($ORCL) +7% because of optimism on $500B Stargate deal.
(â) Ford ($F) -4% after Barclays downgraded the automaker as earnings outlook deteriorates.
Private Dealmaking
Anthropic, an AI startup, raised another $1 billion from Google
Render, a cloud application company, raised $80 million
Nelly, a digital medical practices startup, raised $52 million
Vertice, a procurement spend management company, raised $50 million
Eve, an AI legal platform, raised $47 million
Bioptimus, a French foundational AI model developer, raised $41 million
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