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Plus: Activist nuns target corporate America, Tariff U-turn on electronics, Harvard faculty sue Trump admin, Jamie Dimon is sounding the alarm on S&P 500 earnings.

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âBut we are still, I will call it, cautiously optimistic that we wonât go into recession.â â Ted Pick
Good Morning! Secretary Lutnick poured cold water on tech tariff exemptions. Harvard faculty sued the Trump admin over funding threats, U.S. consumer sentiment hit near-record lows, and NYC sushi prices may rise due to tariffs.
Plus: Activist nuns target corporate America, Jamie Dimon says S&P 500 earnings estimates are about to take a haircut, and Rory McIlroy completed the career grand slam after Masters win.
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SQUEEZ OF THE DAY
Global Funds Cool on U.S. PE

Some of the worldâs largest pension funds are pulling back from U.S. private markets, and theyâre citing one main reason: Trump-era chaos.
The Canada Pension Plan Investment Board (CPPIB) and Denmarkâs AkademikerPension, among others, are either pausing new investments or reassessing exposure to U.S. private equity and infrastructure.
Their concerns? Unpredictable trade policies, the potential loss of tax-exempt status, and rising geopolitical risk, from tariff threats to Greenland takeover talk.
An executive at a major Danish fund put it bluntly: âIf some private equity funds come by and say âwe have a great investment in the USâ, we will say âno thank you, come back in half a year when things are more stable and foreseeable.ââ
Market volatility has been picking up as Trump floated steep tariffs on top trading partners, before doing a partial walk-back. Meanwhile, Canadian officials are worried that U.S. infrastructure deals could become political footballs. A person familiar with CPPIB said it would be âincredibly difficultâ to commit new capital in the current environment.
The numbers are significant: CPPIB has nearly $50 billion deployed across U.S. private equity funds including Blackstone, Carlyle, and Silver Lake, and owns stakes in over 50 major U.S. properties.
Even Caisse de dĂ©pĂŽt et placement du QuĂ©bec (CDPQ), which plans to maintain its U.S. PE exposure, admitted that âtariff noise makes it harder to evaluate businessesâ and that theyâre pricing in more risk.
And itâs not just economic friction, Trumpâs suggestion that Canada should become the 51st U.S. state hasnât exactly won hearts north of the border.
Takeaway: With Trump's volatility creeping back into global headlines, institutional capital is showing early signs of hesitation. If uncertainty continues, PE firms may find their most dependable LPs waiting on the sidelines, or asking for a discount. When Trumpâs in charge, even Greenland isnât off the table... and neither is your term sheet.
HEADLINES
Top Reads
Secretary Lutnick pours cold water on tech tariff exemptions (TS)
Harvard faculty sue Trump admin (NYT)
MLB could see private equity interest as uncertainties lie ahead (CNBC)
Apple gears up for new Vision Pros (BB)
Larry Fink says U.S. is very close to a recession (CNBC)
Activist nuns take on corporate America through stock market investments (ABC)
China hits back, hikes tariffs on US goods to 125% from 84% (YF)
US consumer sentiment plummets to second-lowest level on records (CNN)
NYC sushi could get even pricier with tariffs (BB)
With IPOs on hold even longer, tariffs spell trouble for private tech investors (CNBC)
HSBC explores private credit (YF)
Jamie Dimon says he expects S&P 500 earnings estimates to fall (CNBC)
Stock market volatility brings on more volatility (Axios)
JPMorgan Chase tops expectations, Dimon says economy faces âturbulenceâ (CNBC)
Tesla pulls US-made orders in China (NYT)
Fed says rising bond yields show investors are moving on from the U.S. (CNBC)
Rory coaster ride nets Masters win, career Slam (ESPN)
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CAPITAL PULSE
Markets Rundown

Stocks Rise, Earnings Strong, Inflation Cools
Stocks rose on Friday, ending a volatile week, with materials and tech sectors leading gains.
Consumer sentiment fell to 50.8 in April, missing the expected 54.0, as tariff fears pushed 12-month inflation expectations to 6.7% from 5.0%.
Asia markets were mixedâChina raised U.S. tariffs to 125%âwhile Europe dipped slightly.
The 10-year Treasury yield hit 4.5%, the U.S. dollar weakened, and WTI oil rose after recent declines.
Earnings season began strongly, with JPMorgan Chase, Wells Fargo, and Morgan Stanley beating estimates.
S&P 500 first-quarter earnings growth is now at 6.4%, with seven sectors expected to improve year-over-year.
Full-year 2025 earnings growth is projected at 10.5%, supporting stock prices long-term.
Producer price inflation dropped to 2.7% in March, below the forecasted 3.3%, led by a 4.0% fall in energy prices.
Core PPI hit 3.3%, under the expected 3.6%. Tariffs may cause short-term price hikes, but inflation is moderating overall.
Movers & Shakers
(+) MicroStrategy ($MSTR) +10% because the companyâs significant Bitcoin holdings appreciated.
(+) Apple ($AAPL) +4% after analysts weigh impact of tariffs and price hikes on the companyâs business.
(â) Frontier Group ($ULCC) -6% after the budget airline pulled its full-year outlook
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nEye Systems, an optical switch startup, raised $58 million
Anecdotes, a GRC automation platform, raised $55 million
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