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🍋 Dimon Retiring Soon
Jamie Dimon says he'll likely retire within five years, plus RIP Red Lobster.
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“I think greed is healthy. You can be greedy and still feel good about yourself." — Ivan Boesky
Good Morning! Ivan Boesky, the infamous insider trader who inspired the character of Gordon Gekko, died yesterday. It was also a rough day for Red Lobster, as the chain officially filed for bankruptcy. FDIC’s Chair is out after a probe into the firm’s toxic culture. On a brighter note, Wall Street's most prominent bear reversed course and increased his S&P 500 target by 20%. A Goldman exec will replace Grayscale’s CEO, and ChatGPT’s mobile app saw the biggest spike following the release of GPT-4o. Sweetgreen’s future involves the suburbs and steak, and Goldman is expanding private equity credit lines as dealmaking heats up.
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Dimon Retiring Soon
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Jamie Dimon, the CEO of JPMorgan Chase, says his retirement plans are well on the way.
Dimon’s been the legendary boss at JPMorgan since 2005. And in recent years, he’s become the authoritative voice of Wall Street as one of finance’s biggest titans.
But Dimon recently turned 68 years old. And while he typically told investors that his retirement was perpetually five years away... he says that timetable is no longer on the table.
Recently, Dimon has shuffled top executives around and he says the firm is working on succession plans, though he’s likely keeping specifics close to the vest.
Takeaway: It sounds like Dimon’s retirement could come a lot sooner than previously expected. And it will be a big loss for Wall Street when he eventually steps away. Dimon has become America’s go-to source for all things finance and Wall Street. So the day he decides to hang them up will definitely be a sad day for bankers across the country. And who knows, maybe a presidential run is next?
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Ivan Boesky, convict in 1980s insider trading scandal, dies at 87 (CNBC)
Seafood chain Red Lobster files for bankruptcy (Axios)
FDIC Chair out after scathing investigation on firm culture (CNN)
Wall Street's biggest bear flips, raises S&P 500 price target by 20% (YF)
Grayscale CEO steps down, Goldman exec to take his place (CNBC)
Macy's, Kohl's and Nordstrom chasing younger shoppers (CNBC)
ChatGPT's mobile app revenue saw biggest spike yet following GPT-4o launch (YF)
Ex-49ers QB Steve Young on PE in the NFL (Axios)
Goldman Sachs to expand private equity credit lines as dealmaking picks up (Reuters)
Sweetgreen's future in a new norm: Suburbs, steaks, shiny automation (Axios)
US regulators reconsider capital hike for big banks (Reuters)
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The Wolves Of K Street
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