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🍋 Bonuses Are Back But Hold the Champagne

Who are the investment bankers in line for 25-35% bonus increases this year, plus Paramount got rekt last week..

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Good Morning! Stocks closed higher on Friday - clawing back most of their losses from last Monday’s sell-off. Meanwhile, it was a tough week to be in the cable TV business with both Paramount and Warner Bros taking $6 and $9 billion write-downs respectively. JPMorgan is giving its bankers an OpenAI-powered assistant, while OpenAI made an odd announcement - they think its users could become emotionally hooked on its voice mode. Plus dating apps are on the rocks with Wall Street, with Bumble losing over 90% of value since IPO, and the WFH essentials you need in 2024.

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Banking Bonuses Back?

Source: Johnson Associates

There's some good news on the horizon for investment bankers. Thanks to a strong dealmaking revival, Wall Street's largest banks are starting to see a boost in both profits and, more importantly, bonuses.

According to a new report from compensation consulting firm Johnson Associates, bankers in debt underwriting are expected to be the biggest winners this year, with bonuses projected to rise by 25% to 35%, driven by a rebound in capital markets.

Equity underwriters are also set for significant gains, with expected increases of 20% to 30%.

The past two years have been particularly rough, with some banks, like Barclays, even handing out $0 bonuses to underperformers. The return of more substantial bonuses is a welcome relief, though it’s not a windfall for everyone.

Unlike the boom of 2021, this year's gains are more selective. M&A bankers, for instance, may only see bonuses rise by up to 5% due to ongoing uncertainty from regulatory crackdowns and interest rate concerns.

Other areas are also seeing mixed results. Equity traders could see bonuses rise by 10% to 15%, while fixed-income traders and wealth managers might expect smaller increases of 5% to 10%. Traditional bankers focused on lending could even see flat or declining bonuses, as commercial lending slows and caution around real estate transactions persists.

Takeaway: If last week was any indication, we could be in for a choppy end to 2024. Predictions halfway through the year can change, especially with uncertainty around the U.S. economy, the upcoming election, and the Fed’s path toward lower interest rates. But hey, if 2024 is a better year than the last one, that's worth a toast… just maybe not with Dom Pérignon yet!

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HEADLINES

Top Reads

  • Cable TV biz crumbles (Axios)

  • JPMorgan Chase is giving its employees an AI assistant powered by OpenAI (CNBC)

  • OpenAI warns users could be emotionally hooked on its voice mode (Wired)

  • Bumble stumbles on growth fears amid dating app fatigue (Axios)

  • Why Elon Musk’s X filed an antitrust lawsuit against advertisers (Vox)

  • Trump would face constraints in remaking the Federal Reserve if elected (Axios)

  • Buffett's Apple dump is set to reshape major stock gauges (YF)

  • In the data that matters most, so far it's a slowdown, not recession (Axios)

  • Wall Street is staying bullish on Nvidia (YF)

  • Tesla’s board faces questions about Musk’s corporate ‘entanglements’ (CNBC)

CAPITAL PULSE

Markets Rundown

Stocks closed higher after a volatile week with investors shaking off recession concerns.

Movers & Shakers

  • (+) Sweetgreen ($SG) +33% after the fast-casual salad chain posted strong Q2 earnings.

  • (+) Unity ($U) +8% because the software company beat revenue estimates.

  • (–) elf Beauty ($ELF) -14% after the cosmetics chain reported slowing revenue growth.

Private Dealmaking

  • LS Power bought the renewables business of Algonquin Power & Utilities for $2.5 billion

  • KKR invested $850 million for a minority stake in Quick Quack Car Wash

  • FLYR, a revenue operating system, raised $295 million

  • Rewst, an automation platform, raised $45 million

  • Oats Overnight, an oatmeal maker, raised $35 million

  • Freshpaint, a health care privacy platform, raised $30 million

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