🍋 2025’s IPO Flop

Plus: Trump's 'goal' to abolish the IRS, 49ers exploring PE investment, McKinsey says RTO won’t make workers more productive, and Amazon takes over 007.

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“Going public, it's a vibe thing as much as the valuation and the metrics... It's a real vibe, a momentum thing, and the momentum has just not been there." — Jennifer Hughes

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2025’s IPO Flop

Wall Street thrives on a blockbuster IPO - big demand, last-minute price hikes, and that glorious first-day pop that signals investor enthusiasm. Investment bankers love them even more, thanks to the hefty fees they rake in. But 2025’s IPO market? It’s been anything but a party.

Three of the four largest IPOs this year have stumbled out of the gate, trading below their offer prices. And the kicker? This isn’t happening in a bear market, stocks are hovering near all-time highs. That means the issue isn’t macroeconomic gloom; it’s the deals themselves.

Take Venture Global, a liquefied natural gas company that once eyed a $110 billion valuation. Investors weren’t buying the hype, forcing the company to slash expectations. Since its January debut, it has erased $24 billion in market cap, making it 2025’s biggest IPO disaster.

Meanwhile, Thoma Bravo-backed SailPoint, a cybersecurity firm, dropped nearly 10% in its first session before clawing back some gains. The trend is clear: inflated expectations are getting a reality check.

For companies considering an IPO, the warning signs are flashing. Klarna, CoreWeave, and Genesys Cloud Services are among the next wave of firms eyeing public listings, each hoping to fetch valuations north of $10 billion. But with investors pushing for lower prices while issuers cling to lofty valuations, these deals could be stuck in limbo.

The data tells the story: The median first-day return for U.S. IPOs over $300M this year is under 5%, a stark drop from the 12% median pop seen in the past three years. The IPO honeymoon phase? Officially over.

Some on Wall Street argue that the market isn’t the problem, execution is. Bankers claim that many IPOs are being poorly structured, while others insist that the best time to go public is when companies and the market are in sync. Right now, that alignment is off.

Takeaway: While AI hype has fueled broader market gains, the IPO market isn’t handing out easy wins. If 2025’s current track record continues, companies sitting on the IPO fence have little reason to jump in. The pressure is on for the next wave of deals to deliver—for investors, for companies, and, of course, for the bankers who need a win.

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Top Reads

  • San Francisco 49ers explore selling minority stake to private equity (CNBC)

  • Tech OpenAI tops 400 million users (CNBC)

  • Amazon doubles down on struggling video business with 007 (SN)

  • Walmart shares drop as retailer says profit growth will slow (CNBC)

  • Amazon surpasses Walmart in revenue for first time (CNBC)

  • Mortgage rates stay below 7% for fifth straight week (YF)

  • Trump is not happy with Boeing over Air Force One delays (CNBC)

  • How many federal workers has DOGE laid off? (TH)

  • Elon Musk may salvage his $44 billion investment in X (CNN)

  • Trump announces plans to speak with China and keep TikTok 'alive' (Fox)

  • Layoffs begin at the IRS ahead of tax season (Axios)

  • Inside Trump's plan to 'abolish' the IRS and what it would mean for your money (Fox)

  • KKR wins control of $4.4 billion Fuji Soft after Bain clash (YF)

  • McKinsey says return-to-office won’t actually make you more productive (YF)

  • Wall Street’s utility players are now profit machines (BB)

CAPITAL PULSE

Markets Rundown

Stocks Decline as Walmart’s Outlook Disappoints

U.S. equity markets closed lower Thursday, with financial and consumer discretionary stocks leading losses. Walmart reported strong fourth-quarter results but issued a weaker-than-expected outlook, weighing on sentiment.

Global markets also declined, with China’s central bank holding rates steady and Europe pulling back from record highs

Bond yields dropped, with the 10-year Treasury at 4.50%, while the U.S. dollar weakenedWTI oil rose following a disruption in Russia’s Caspian pipeline after a Ukraine drone strike.

Jobless claims rose slightly to 219,000, above estimates of 215,000, though the four-week average remains stable. With unemployment at 4.0% and job openings still exceeding job seekerswage gains are outpacing inflation, supporting consumer spending.

The Leading Economic Index (LEI) fell 0.3% in January, though its six-month trend is improving and does not signal recession risk.

While weaker consumer expectations and shorter work hours were negatives, stabilizing manufacturing orders and a steeper yield curve suggest continued economic resilience despite ongoing policy and geopolitical uncertainty.

Movers & Shakers

  • (+) Hasbro ($HAS) +13% after the toy maker had a strong quarter.

  • (+) Shake Shack ($SHAK) +11% after the fast-casual chain posted strong sales growth; new chains.

  • (–) Carvana ($CVNA) -12% because of a lack of guidance specificity from the used car retailer.

Private Dealmaking

  • KKR bought a 57.9% stake in FujiSoft for $4.4 billion

  • Celsius bought Alani Nu, a rival energy drink maker, for $1.8 billion

  • Lambda, a GPU cloud company, raised $480 million

  • Dream, a cybersecurity startup, raised $100 million 

  • Luminance Technologies, a legal AI startup, raised $75 million 

  • High Definition Vehicle Insurance, a commercial auto insurance startup, raised $40 million

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